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soyonscruels:

anon asked: You said that Jesus was a socialist— would you mind explaining a little more about why you say that, please?

I KEEP GETTING THESE MESSAGES, SO LIKE, OKAY. OKAY. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT, LET’S HAVE THIS CONVERSATION

jesus gave specific instructions to…

22 July 2014 866 notes ←

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

(via aphfandoms)

22 July 2014 383 notes ←

shorthairedsif:

every deleted scene from the thor movies is a treasure and should never have ended up on the cutting room floor

(via captainbirogers)

22 July 2014 665 notes ←

notapaladin:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

Someone give me this cartoon series.

(via thecannibalkitty)

22 July 2014 154,710 notes ←

tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

(Source: glowghostt, via itsgayerinenochian)

22 July 2014 43,636 notes ←

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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(via windinyoursnail)

22 July 2014 28,707 notes ←

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via yiffologist)

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→ make me choose between:

widowsass:

  • two ships
  • two characters
  • two fandoms
  • two anything at all

(via sherbies)

22 July 2014 53,923 notes ←

avoidinganexistentialcrisis:

friendly reminder that Matthew Swift once spent a page and a half of poetic language calling someone a fuckwit

22 July 2014 2 notes ←